I Finished My F***ing Project!
Saturday, 28 June 2008,1:35 pm
Pai seh use such a rough title but tis was how i felt when i handed tat thing in...
I had started sch long long ago
Had went to sch for a week le
N tis bloody week is so not fun...
WHY?!?!?!
Its becoz of tis piece of shit prject which i gotta hand in by yesterday....
N tis piece of shit took us our entire holiday to do it
N worse it also caused us to spend our entire racking our brains for it...
I swear my brain was like tau huay when i finished the project....
Yes tau huay!
U can imagine how shitty tat entire project was....
N on thurs my frens n i spent like from 12pm to 7pm editing and finalising it....
I left earlier
My frens stayed until 8pm juz to completet tat piece of shit to past it
To another fren to do the finishing touches....
N wad i heard was tat my fren had did the work until 3am in the morning....
Ok concentrate on thurs...
We finished our IS wen to the lib to concentrate on the project....
Edit here n dere...
Aft tat kana kick out of room coz time up liao
So.....
We shift to another room....
N continue our editing and finalising....
At sum pt of time Cheryl got hungry like crazy n she helped us buy sandwiches up for us
We r ike gobbling down the snadwiches coz like freaking hungry lor....
However still kana kick out of the room coz cant finish
Moved outside to do some more of it.....
Edit tis, edit tat...
Edit edit everywhere
Rewrite tis , rewrite tat
Rewrite rewrite everywhere....
We even moved from table to table for a gd fengshui spot
Wif good lighting so our eyes wun die due to its flickering...
Write, edit, rewrite
All the terms u can think of when u r finalising the report....
At last we came to a pt where we almost went beserk
Aft much struggle we actually went into our final touch up which is the conclusion part
So i tot we r abt to finish coz the one editing
Is a shifu at writing reports
I called my cousin bf to c where he is to try my luck
If he can drive me home
N holy boly
He was arnd the corner n agreed to drive me home...
At last some thing gd happened to me aft such a long dae...
Since he was arnd the corner i gotta be the bad guy n leave my
Fellow battlemates behind n went home first
Not ike i hab anything to do dere
Coz shifu n CEO r editing n i am juz crazy playing wif CEO de camera wif my battle mate...
So went off first....
Aft he picked me up went to eat before heading home...
Reached home wif a head filled wif tau huay n still gotta teach mina
Haiz bo bian
I was like gibing her spelling while dozing off
Here n dere.....
Den went to slp thinking tat dere is nothing gonna go wrong...
Holy f***ing shit
I was so totally wrong....
Next dae i was awoke by the sound of my alarm
I tot of dozing off
But saw a sms which totally stopped me from doing so...
It saes sum thing like i cant print the report n i duno how to do end notes so pls do for me.
I already call u n advanced.
I was like wth!!!!!!
Today is passing up of report dae n u tell me tis
Some more one dae before hand u already sae ur printer got ink can print but scare not enough
Now tell me cant print!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
N i am almost going to sch liao...
I left half an hr to go before i muz leave home for sch or not be late
In my mind i was cursing the worst curses i had heard in my entire life...
I was like shitty shit shit
Some more i gotta to transfer everything from lap top to desktop
Den arrange tis n tat
Make sure everything is in place before printing it...
I make sure tis n tat until pek chek....
Some more never print report equals never print other stuff like PEF n AF
I was like bloody F***
Went into the printing job.
Used the time to wash up
As in brush teeth n clean face
Means no time to bath
I never wlk out of my house to sch
W/o bathing n tat marks history for my record
WTH
Den print half way no paper
I was like shit wad if my enitre house no white paper
But lucky my dad bought loads of paper the other time n i managed to find it
Nvm abt the paper, the printer got stuck when i start printing again...
I was like huh?!?!?!?!?!?!
Why in the world all tis hit is happening to me
Den i realise the paper is ot stuck stuck but is never insert properly lah
Scare me...
Time was ticking so bo bian hurry n print
Print PEF realise i didnt manage to attach my form together wif the rest
So bo bian
Print another extra one
Den blankco it at sch....
Half way tru printing kana scolding from dad
Dad: Why drag until morning den to ur work????
Me(shouts):Not i wan to do the lor! Is ppl lat min throw to me de lor!
Dad; dun care lah. Tell ur teacher and ask ur cher to punish tat person....
Me(thinking): I dun print i also die sia....
Aft printing all the crap
Ran to my room
Almost poor half the bottle of perfume on my body
To cover all the smelly smell which may emit from my body
Spray here spray dere spray everywhere....
Ran out of house to take taxi
No taxi so tried my luck at Mrt
Reach Mrt train going to Pasir Ris came
Lucky board the train straight wif sweat lall over
But duno got smell anot lah...
Reached Clementi saw 184 wan to take but the ass uncle dun wan open the door
He onli let passenger to alight but juz wun move his shit finger to open the shit door
Aft tat all the bus in front go liao
Den he simply drove to the front
Hai me gotta go aft it
But thnk goodness for some guys
I realise tat dey hab notice another bus behind
So took a look n realise is another 184
Wad luck sia...
Take u turn n took tat bus
Dun need squeeze still can sit...
Reach sch do the binding n aft tat hand in
Wao lao yesterday if my luck is like shit hor
Den i dun think i will be able to reach sch on time lor....
Heng my luck was quite gd lor...
An advise to sum one
Dun keep dreaming tat everyone r nice ppl
Ppl r not always as nice as dey look
I am onli nice coz I close one eye
I dun wan to make things difficult for anyone
Tats y I r being nice....
One dae if it reali gets onto me
I wun mind if thing r to be made difficult for either of us....
One lesson i learned...
Dun think the little effort u put in is a big effort
Coz ppl r putting more effort den u
U do not noe it coz u r always missing from all the actions
U r onli present at the start n the end
U never noe wad is going on in between
So try to stay within the actions n u will noe
How little ur efforts r compared to the rest!
Aft tis project still got the following:
1) SOM project
2) PMKT project
Oh ya today is my favpurite dae coz HANA YORI DANGO MOVIE is out in japan
Woots!!!!
I can c Matsumoto Jun & Oguri Shun again
Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at the wad the stress from tat f***ing project has done to us!
Though is all stress I still managed to hab fun....

Look.... I am the spokesman for tis mouse!!!!!!
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